I hate how tumblr friendships die so quickly
this is the teacher from the incredibles
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
What an obnoxious post
Nothing screams “I’m old and am beginning to come to the trite realization that I don’t like the world just as my parents and grandparents did before me” like blacklisting modern teen vernacular
do you ever feel like having too many feelings that you just might explode
It’s National Annoy Squidward day
this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them
When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.
clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented
THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT